What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
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What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the bee sad?
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Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
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What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the salad say to its dad?
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What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
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Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
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Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?