What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
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What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
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What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
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How do you massage a chicken wing?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
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Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
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What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
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Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?