What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
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Why are basketball courts always wet?
What day do hands always go to church?
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Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a tired tree?
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What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
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Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
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What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?