Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
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What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
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Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
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Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
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What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
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Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
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What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?