Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
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What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
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Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
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Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
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What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call hiking college students?
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What do you call a smelly horse?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?