How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
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What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
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Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
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What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is a table you can eat?
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Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do little fish love to play with?
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Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
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What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?