How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Hey, bud!
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Where do ships always get stuck?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
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What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
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What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
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Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
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Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What time of day was Adam created?
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What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?