How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
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What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
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Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
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What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
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Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
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Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
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Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is a spider's favorite book?