How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
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My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
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My brother is my partner in crime.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
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What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are winter days great?
What type of birds stay together forever?
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What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
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What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?