In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
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What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Which animals make the best football players?
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Which bug is related to you?
How do fall and winter say hello?
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What birds make average students?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
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What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
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Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
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How do you know a lawyer is lying?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do porcupines always win the game?