My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
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What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
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Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
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Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
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What is a table you can eat?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are English teachers so smart?
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What do little fish love to play with?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
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Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?