What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
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Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
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Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
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Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
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Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
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Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
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What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What snacks always have the best tan?