What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
He's a gas!
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What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
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Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
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How do birds threaten one another?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
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Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What superpower do all middle children have?
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What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
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What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?