What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
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Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
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Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
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Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
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Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
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What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
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Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?