What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
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Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which animal should never work for the government?
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Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
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Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
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My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?