What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
The blues.
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Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
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What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
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Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
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Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's good for both poker and theater?
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Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Families are like fudge.
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What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call a smelly horse?