What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
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Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
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What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
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Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
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What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
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Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
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What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?