What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
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Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are English teachers so smart?
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What do little fish love to play with?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
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Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
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What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What event do spiders love to attend?
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What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the storm actually calm?
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What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?