What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
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Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
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How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
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Why are puppies so flexible?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
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What's the most common blood type for insects?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
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What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?