What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
They are both hoping for a call back!
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What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
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How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
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Why did electricity win the race?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
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Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
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Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?