What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
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What is an archer's favorite store?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
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What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
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What nationality are most fish?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why can't you trust a pig?
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Do dads always snore?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What sport do horses love to play?
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What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
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What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How do you get straight A's?