What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
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What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
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What do cats use to beat eggs?
What kind of computers do horses use?
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How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is a cow's dream job?
Where was Noah born?
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What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
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Why was the cow afraid?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
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What do you eat on July 5th?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?