What do teachers do during summer break?
Sleep.
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
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Families are like fudge.
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
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Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
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Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which animal should never work for the government?
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Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
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Why are maps such great therapists?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?