What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Air buds.
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What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
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What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
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Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
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What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
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My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What does an evil hen lay?
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Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?