What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
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Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
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What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
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What do you call a tired tree?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call an artistic dog?
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What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
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Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
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What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?