What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
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Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
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What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
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Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
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What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are winter days great?
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What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
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What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?