What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
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What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
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What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
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Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
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What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
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What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is a table you can eat?
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Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do little fish love to play with?