What do you call a handsome runner?
Dashing.
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Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
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What do goats and moms have in common?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
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Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How can you farm during the winter?
What time does everyone love to drink?
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Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do all the planets get along?
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Which founding father loves to sing?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
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What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?