What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the Hoof!
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What vegetables do librarians like?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
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What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
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Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
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What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?