What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
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What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
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Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
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Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
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Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
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Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?