What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
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What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is a table you can eat?
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Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
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Why are English teachers so smart?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
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Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
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What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
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What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?