What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies.
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Which founding father loves to sing?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
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What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
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What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
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What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
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Which music festival was full of lumber?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
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What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?