What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
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How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
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Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
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What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
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What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
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Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
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What's the perfect job for a cow?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where does money love to go shopping?