What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
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Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
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What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
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What do math teachers eat?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
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How do you send a message in the forest?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do rich squirrels eat?
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Why was the bee sad?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
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What do cows always add to their salad?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?