What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
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Why are winter days great?
What type of birds stay together forever?
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What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
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What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
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Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
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What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How do dog catchers get paid?
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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?