What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Pew, it stinks in here!
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Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
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What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where is the coldest place to work?
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What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
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Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
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What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
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Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do cubes make great referees?