What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Bananas. They are known for their splits.
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What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
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What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
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My brother is my partner in crime.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
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What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are winter days great?
What type of birds stay together forever?
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What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?