What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
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How does a cow do math?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
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What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
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How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
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Why do hogs play so much football?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
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What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
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Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?