What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
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What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
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Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
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What horn never makes a sound?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
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What did the bread do on vacation?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
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What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
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What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?