What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
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Families are like fudge.
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
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Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call hiking college students?
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What do you call a smelly horse?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
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Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
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Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
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My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?