What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
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Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
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What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
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What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
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Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
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What is a table you can eat?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are English teachers so smart?
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What do little fish love to play with?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?