What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Paid leaf.
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What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
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What do stars celebrate in December?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
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What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
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My brother is my partner in crime.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
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What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are winter days great?
What type of birds stay together forever?