What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-VEST!
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What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
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Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
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What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
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What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
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How do you massage a chicken wing?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
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Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?