What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
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How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
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Why do cows go to New York?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
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Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
This candy bar is a real home run.
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Why do golfers hate cake?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
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What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
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My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?