What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
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What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
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What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do birds threaten one another?
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What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
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What horn never makes a sound?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
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What did the bread do on vacation?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
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What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are skunks always so depressed?