What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
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What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
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What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do cats give such great massages?
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Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
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Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
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What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
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What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why was the tire self-conscious?