What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
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Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
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Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which animal should never work for the government?
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Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
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Why are maps such great therapists?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
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Which animal will never go bald?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
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Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?