What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap.
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Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are ghosts always single?
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Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
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Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
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What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
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Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
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What do little monsters call their mother?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?