What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
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What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
This candy bar is a real home run.
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Why do golfers hate cake?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
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What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
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How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
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How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
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What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?