What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
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Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
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When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
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Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
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Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Where do ships always get stuck?
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What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?